I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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