if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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