Its about making memories worth repressing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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