Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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