idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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