I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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