Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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