So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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