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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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