sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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