hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My hand turned me down
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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