Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We have started to decorate penises.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize