Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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