That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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