Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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