I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
