how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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