they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
high people should be assigned attendants
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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