Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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