How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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