We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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