Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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