my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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