On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize