That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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