How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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