so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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