And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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