that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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