When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
tell me about the fingering
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