i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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