Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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