With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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