You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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