I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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