I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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