Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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