There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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