if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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