I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just want nice things and good sex
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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