Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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