I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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