I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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