Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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