I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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