she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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