let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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