Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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