The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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