no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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