hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
how drunk are you?
Several
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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