im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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