Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
