we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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