You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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