this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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