Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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