We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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