that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
where am i from again
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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